Thursday, March 09, 2006

John Tesh is my Life Coach

As of late I turn to soft rock, ice chips, and my cat for company. I am the size of a mountain and have the attention span of Robin Williams. It is like a binge. A huge retardation of what is supposed to be a beautiful experience. Beauty does not suffice. Rather, it is earpopping and disastrous. I am clumbsier than before and can not concentrate. I am a hippo without a head, a heart without a brain. And I cry a lot.
However, there is good in this news. All is not lost.
John Tesh is on the radio. 5 days a week he entertains my newly found simplicity. I laugh outloud and heartedly take in his "Intelligence for your Life" advice.
Did you know that if you take 5 fewer bites of each meal, you will lose 5 pounds...in time? John Tesh taught me that. He's like Jesus, only taller.